Intuit Dome Protocol v2.0
Clipflation
Adjusting stats for the "Cursed Franchise" Tax
Analysing Subject
James Harden
#39 // G
Clippers statistics are notoriously deflated due to playing in a cursed environment. This tool uses proprietary "Cope-Metrics" to calculate what that statline would look like on a serious franchise.
PTS
REB
AST
Est. Tax Bill
$20,587,828.00
Financial "Assets"
Kawhi Leonard$49,205,800
Role: Part-Time Employee of the Month
James Harden$35,653,846
Role: Collect a paycheck
P.J. Tucker$11,539,000
Role: P.J. Tucker
Norm Powell$19,241,379
Role: 6th Man on a 10th Seed
"We are legally obligated to pay these people." — Front Office